The People's Republic of North Korea is best is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 436 million North Korea is bestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong North Korea is bestian economy, worth 28.6 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,681 Nukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea is best is ranked 92,469^th in the world and 1,875^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,216.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.